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Best RTCW Song That Never Came Out.

Posted by: -doNka- (Thursday, July 19, 2007)

I was cleaning up my ftp and found a long text i wrote for my 3rd RTCW song that I've never finished making. It was written during the times when RTCW pubs were overrun by canadians and their *brothers*.

This piece was based on Eminem "When I'm gone" so get the rythm of beat and lyrics goin inside your head when you read this.

Have you ever had that perfect aim to get a ban for
not irc ban, global, MBL streamin' ban for
so you could actually stand strong without any armor
against some fishy skilled kids - styles, postal, and farmer
But what happens when canuck turns in your hax to bust you
And every wolfer in the world now tries to flame and bash you
What happens when you become the main source of their pain?
"Hey Dude, check out my stats" - go catch punkbuster train
"It's all my brother!", "Really? Your brother's hacker, is he?"
No more dorito stories, kids, the underbed gnome's fishy
You've installed your uber skills, they don't install themselves
Don't try to tell us fairy tale here that never sells
Then come to forums, play some pubs and tell us wolf is dieing
So we can promoptly tell your face to stop your fuckin crying
You kids are shady, yea baby, haxors are crazy
You'll ask unban your ass someday but admins will be lazy

I keep having this dream, I'm looking through walls on my screen
The pub is bumping, I'm seeing things i've never seen
My nades make people cry, why, why are people crying
They must assume I'm talented and I aint fuckin lieing
And when i'm busted I say it is my first time
And testing hax is not really a haxing crime
I want to reconnect but access's gone, someone already blocked it
I realize this is the end, i should have fuckin stopped it
My key gen comes in handy every time i rock it
Comes up a picture saying my host is banned, we've already kicked ya
I look around, and feel a sting of fear
This ain't my house, people coming, so i disappear
Someone is saying "I am ready for the match fight" - and it's tonight
I got him banned for haxing and he doesn't know it is too late
And just as I go to walk out of my planted back door
The flames are rising, there're gone, and this spotlight is on
And i'm singing

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  Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 06:19:22 PM | caffeine v | ^ | #
sounds more like the flow of 'when i'm gone' rather than 'dream on'

but not bad

  Posted on Thursday, July 19, 2007 at 08:59:42 PM | bull-z-@ v | ^ | #

  Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 12:36:35 AM | -doNka- v | ^ | #
shit yea, "when im gone"

  Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 02:24:24 AM | ==*{SGT.DICK}*== v | ^ | #
lol heavens gate had like 12 ppl on it today at one point, half of them were the french canadian crew

  Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 08:26:04 AM | caffeine v | ^ | #

  Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 05:05:03 PM | caffeine v | ^ | #
delete that post redman

  Posted on Friday, July 20, 2007 at 08:19:00 PM | FuZioN)nG( v | ^ | #
I'd have to say the spookhouse freestyle by snoop back in like 02 or 03. Kid had mad rhymes at the age of 11. LOL. I wish I had a copy of that somewhere. Or maybe when sos.arch and I had a ventrilo karaoke battle. Epic.

  Posted on Saturday, July 21, 2007 at 11:57:32 PM | w0rd* v | ^ | #
i like the pistol pistol song donka. post ftp or someting i wanna hear it again.

  Posted on Wednesday, July 25, 2007 at 08:22:53 PM | v1k!ngISCG v | ^ | #
This is the best RTCW song...ever

  Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 03:21:45 AM | xil-redman v | ^ | #
shitty honda civic cant pass inspection hahaha

  Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 07:57:37 PM | ==*{SGT.DICK}*== v | ^ | #

  Posted on Thursday, July 26, 2007 at 07:58:04 PM | ==*{SGT.DICK}*== v | ^ | #
viking, who is that?

  Posted on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 03:09:51 AM | xil-redman v | ^ | #

  Posted on Friday, July 27, 2007 at 04:29:56 AM | caffeine v | ^ | #
nice viking

  Posted on Monday, July 30, 2007 at 05:50:46 PM | icf|r0b`GG v | ^ | #
ROFL, I'm in the song. HAHAH

Anywho, 50's best song was called "solis" done to the beat of the whisper song.

  Posted on Thursday, August 2, 2007 at 09:27:59 AM | mutha' v | ^ | #
i think thats ckyass

  Posted on Thursday, August 2, 2007 at 06:44:24 PM | Spiza v | ^ | #
rap sucks.

  Posted on Friday, August 3, 2007 at 08:30:34 AM | w0rd* v | ^ | #
spiza sucks

  Posted on Saturday, August 4, 2007 at 04:43:18 AM | xil-redman v | ^ | #
nah its 50

  Posted on Monday, August 6, 2007 at 08:46:17 PM | Spiza v | ^ | #
I suck alongside rap.

  Posted on Friday, September 7, 2007 at 01:30:38 AM | high.warchild! v | ^ | #
You always amaze me with new feats of gayness donka...

  Posted on Tuesday, October 9, 2007 at 07:20:32 PM | /blur/Lloyd v | ^ | #

  Posted on Friday, November 9, 2007 at 05:23:42 PM | rabia-hiki v | ^ | #
Wow, is that a NARF Dor1to PlanetWolfenstein reference?

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