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  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:29:40 PM | c[_]`Wippuh
  Mitch Hedberg is dead :'(

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  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:31:14 PM | crucial v | ^ | #
Is it true? I read that somewhere last night and thought shenanigans.

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:34:20 PM | -doNka- v | ^ | #
terri schivao died at 41

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:37:38 PM | crucial v | ^ | #
http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1499352/20050331/hedberg_mitch.jhtml?headlines=true

who cares about some no-name vegetable

one of the funniest people on the planet is dead :(

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:47:40 PM | Opt1cal v | ^ | #
Minnesota represent

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:53:24 PM | fX AlphA v | ^ | #
Johnnie Cochran died too :(

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 09:54:06 PM | FuZioN)nG( v | ^ | #
"When someone hands you a flier, it's like they're saying, 'Here, you throw this away.' "


so, so true

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:05:19 PM | Thorian v | ^ | #
He was one of my favorite comics :(

"I tried walking into a Target , but I missed."

"The depressing thing about tennis is that no matter how much I play, I'll never be as good a a wall. I played a wall once. They're relentless."

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it."

"One time a guy handed me a picture of himself and he said. "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is of when you were younger. Here's a picture of me when I'm older. How'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera."

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:11:47 PM | Carnal v | ^ | #
I think Pringles original intention was to make tennis balls, but on the day the rubber was supposed to show up they got a truckload of potatoes instead. But Pringles is a laid-back company, so they said 'Fuck it, cut 'em up'

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:14:15 PM | Cowboy|Ryan921 v | ^ | #
Yeah he was very funny I seen him in oct in nyc with steven lynch was a great show :(

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:42:09 PM | wooks v | ^ | #
Heh..thorian post is so true :(

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:51:36 PM | -opp bigbear- v | ^ | #
RIP Johhny C.

IF THE GLOVE DONT FIT YOU MUST ACQUIT.

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 10:52:38 PM | -opp bigbear- v | ^ | #
BTW Johhny C. is pro at getting hackers set free (cheap shot?). Some of you out there should have looked into hiring him before he died.

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 11:32:19 PM | .Banks v | ^ | #
crazyearl wrote who cares about some no-name vegetable

How in the world can you say that or think that. This woman still had a soul. I dont care if your jokin or serious, you really need to rethink your lack of respect for life, morals, and humanity.

  Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 11:36:45 PM | -opp spaKowski- v | ^ | #
your absolutly right colbanks. and now that soul is at rest. it is no longer being thrown around on television and on the news for political and media gains.

back to the topic. favorite hedburg qoute: "i love escalators....they dont break...they just turn into stairs."

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 12:25:11 AM | KeP v | ^ | #
This is super bonus week for deaths. I don't know who this guy was, but here's my ranking:

Cochran: Awesome. His death is a blessing to the world. Fuckin asshat.

Shiavo: Good. Bout damn time. Keeping someone like that is just whack. And now i don't have to see the daily "news" reports about this bullshit.

Hedberg: Too bad. Funny stuff guys.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 12:50:56 AM | valentine v | ^ | #
It doesn't look like the pope has too much time left, either. :(

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 12:56:34 AM | crucial v | ^ | #
Hedberg > Cochran > Shaivo

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 01:07:01 AM | bull-z-@ v | ^ | #
god must have been hungry for bologna and lettuce on rye.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 01:23:43 AM | KeP v | ^ | #
I dunno bout that ranking system earl...Shiavo just layed there suckin up tax dollars, and I hate seeing tax money wasted on worthless people. But on the other hand, Cochran did a larger disservice to society by defending people that kill other people. It's a toss up.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 01:24:24 AM | KeP v | ^ | #
Oh yeah! Forgot about the pope, this is serious bonus time!

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 01:27:00 AM | -opp bigbear- v | ^ | #
Johnny Cochran also did a lot of work for civil rights organizations around the world KeP. While he did help get O.J. off he actually performed many services that benefited the entire world.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 02:38:26 AM | OpZ v | ^ | #
God forbid one day one of you kids is laying in a vegetative state having others clean your shitpan and feed you through a tube, and on National TV to boot. I don't think it is fair material.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 02:56:04 AM | KeP v | ^ | #
Seriously, 7 neuroscientist doctors said she didn't know wtf was up...So here ya go Spec: Yeah, if i'm ever in that state just pull my tube/let me die. Good... Now if I'm ever in that state I don't have to waste millions of man hours of people watching my sob story. I just saved the country from another worthless "news" story that lasts months. You are welcome.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 04:10:29 AM | -a-brian v | ^ | #
The pope is well on his way too! Woohoo!

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 02:17:51 PM | gisele v | ^ | #
To all of you making fun of Schiavo, I sure hope your kids aren't born mentally retarded and wheelchair-ridden. They can't make decisions for themselves, nor can babies, may as well unplug them too.

I guess it's safe to say that for $1 million dollars in malpractice settlements (given to the wrong person, mind you) and the weight on your chest that you're cheating on your LEGAL wife, and have 2 kids with another hoe... you'd unplug your "loved ones" as well. Sick motherfuckers. I guess it's easy to be so heartless when you have to turn on a computer to have friends. Oh your family neglects you too? Call social services, grow a sack and get a heart transplant. Maybe then you won't be so bitter.

Posted on Thursday, March 31, 2005 at 06:23:43 PM | KeP v | | # | Edit | Delete
I dunno bout that ranking system earl...Shiavo just layed there suckin up tax dollars, and I hate seeing tax money wasted on worthless people. But on the other hand, Cochran did a larger disservice to society by defending people that kill other people. It's a toss up.

Pardon me? She was in a hospice, friend. The $1 millon malpractice settlement she recieved was supposed to be used towards her medical treatment. Unfortunately, some douchebag redneck judge in Florida gave the husband the rights to the money for his "legal fees." Oh and also,"just layed there suckin up tax dollars, and I hate seeing tax money wasted on worthless people." - I feel the same way about your grandma.


MYTH: Terri's Medical Trust fund has been used to care for her.
FACT: The following expenditures have been paid directly from Terri's Medical Trust fund, with the approval of Judge George Greer:

Summary of expenses paid from Terriā€™s 1.2 Million Dollar medical trust fund (jury awarded 1992)

NOTE: In his November 1993 Petition Schiavo alleges the 1993 guardianship asset balance as $761,507.50

Atty Gwyneth Stanley $10,668.05
Atty Deborah Bushnell $65,607.00
Atty Steve Nilson $7,404.95
Atty Pacarek $1,500.00
Atty Richard Pearse $4,511.95
Atty George Felos $397,249.99

Other

1st Union/South Trust Bank $55,459.85

Michael Schiavo $10,929.95


Total $545,852.34



  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 03:09:16 PM | palad1n v | ^ | #
i love it when there are debates other than who hacks and who doesnt.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 04:17:35 PM | Carnal v | ^ | #
I love websites that say "FACT: blah blah blah" without explaining the reasons. It makes things seem so cut and dry. Her husband is more of a victim than her parents at this point. If I believed in hell I'd expect to see them there.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 04:18:22 PM | Carnal v | ^ | #
More importantly...

"I wrote a book once, and I gave it to my editor. He told me he liked it, but said that I should rewrite it. I said fuck that, I'll just make a copy."

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 05:04:51 PM | KeP v | ^ | #
Gisele, she died in 1990. Her BODY died in 2005.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 05:05:41 PM | Thorian v | ^ | #
I'm sure we all have opinions on Terry but I hardly see how planet-rtcw is the place to argue them.

Mitch Hedberg was a comic genius. I'm gonna miss his one-liners :(

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 05:16:07 PM | OpZ v | ^ | #
I watch almost zero tv. Hedberg? Never heard of 'em. I agree with gisele whole heartedly about real situations being used for joke material. Calling a normal guy on RtCW a tard is one thing, making fun of a humiliating 15 year power struggle over rights to die is humanless. I'm sure torturing small cats is a lawlers to some as well.
The lawyers and judges in this country make BILLIONS of dollars a year keeping rapist, molestors and murderers on the streets to keep business booming. Manson himself said "the DA is selling your blood". You kids need to see the bigger picture in this world and count yrself lucky you have your health and are safe every day you can be. Shit can and will turn in a blink of an eye.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 06:12:41 PM | gisele v | ^ | #
Kep - Her body did not die in 1990. From what I have clearly seen, she was able to make facial expressions and move her arms. I also heard that one day her parents took her off the grounds and she was walking. (Before the unplugging)
I think there is a reason she did not die in 1990 but instead was brain-damaged. I don't think it is anyones place to take away her means of survival. It was murder. Furthermore, none of you have the right to pass any judgement on her when it seems like you haven't a clue as to what you are talking about.

I agree with Spec as well, this is really not a laughing matter, and I for one, as well as others, feel strongly about this case and what it means.

Any negative comments from this point on, in regards to Terri Schiavo, will be personally deleted by me.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 06:20:42 PM | GGAllin v | ^ | #
Theres thousands of people like terri schiavo in this country and no one gives a rats ass about them. Watch the latest southpark and you'll realize how stupid all this has been. RIP Hedberg funny guy

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 07:15:00 PM | crucial v | ^ | #
WATCH OUT GISELE IS GONNA DELETE YOU GGALLIN

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 07:45:15 PM | v1k!ngISCG v | ^ | #
What was his one thing about a koala? I just remember him talking about a leaf. Fucking classic.

  Posted on Friday, April 1, 2005 at 07:48:58 PM | Hilary Duff v | ^ | #
Anyone who's not posting funny Mitch Hedburg jokes please STFU.
More funny please.

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